If (He/She/They) have no haters, it's because I'm dead

Product Details

🔥 T-Shirt Description: "If He/She/They Have No Haters, It's Because I'm Dead"

💀 PETTY WITH A PURPOSE 💀
This shirt isn't just a viral clapback - it's armor for survivors. Whether you're fighting a toxic ex, escaping a narcissist, or just done with the drama, this tee turns your rage into real change.

✨ WHY THIS SHIRT MATTERS:
✔️ 50% of profits fund court fees
✔️ Premium comfort - 100% cotton so you can fight the system in style
✔️ Unisex fit - Fits all warriors, regardless of gender
✔️ Instant conversation starter - Watch flying monkeys clutch their pearls

🚨 WARNING:
May cause:
• Exes to suddenly develop "amnesia"
• Random allies to buy you coffee
• An overwhelming urge to tag your therapist

💥 STYLE IT WITH:

• A resting "I've won in court" face
  
• The satisfaction of funding justice